Lazari Natalie Swann is the daughter of Zalgo and a human woman.


As an 8-year-old, Lazari was kind and cheerful, if overly clingy. She enjoyed doing stereotypical childish things like drawing and coloring, throwing tea parties and playing outside. Now as a 12-year-old Lazari has become more salty and bitter though still retaining a bit of her childish personality. Either way she is rather rambunctious and will attach herself to people to feel comfort. She also fears being left alone prior to her mother's torment, she also fears being called a 'monster'. That is a trigger word that will send her into a panicked state.


Zalgo, taking the form of a human named Evan Harrison, tricked a human woman named Loretta Swan (a religious zealot who was part of a cult that did unspeakable things for "the graces of God") into thinking he was a divine being who could finally give her the child she always wanted (she was barren). They conceived (with Zalgo abandoning Loretta shortly thereafter) and Loretta gave birth to a completely normal baby girl named Lazari. Lazari exhibited no demonic traits at all until she was 4 years old, where she involuntarily went into her demon form and killed and ate a demonically possessed neighbor (this is when she gained red eyes, jagged teeth and lost the ability to see any other colors besides red).

Lazari's mother then chained her up to the basement walls, completely isolated her from the outside world and beat and tortured her on a constant basis in order to "purge the demon". This continued for 4 more years until Loretta finally had enough, took her daughter out into the woods with her and hung herself right in front of Lazari. After that, Lazari...

(You can learn more about her adventures in "I Eat Pasta For Breakfast" creepypasta comic)


  • She DOES NOT eat humans, only other supernatural beings.
  • She has an inner demon named Lazarus.
  • She has a biological half sister named Stripes, though she's not close with her.
  • She has a crush on Eyeless Jack, but he doesn't like her back.
  • Lulu is an older sister figure to her.
  • Her biological father is Zalgo.
  • She can only see shades of red, she has no perception of hue other than that. Though she can see black and white due to black being the absence of color and white being all colors simultaneously.
  • She NEEDS to eat monsters to survive. Her body craves it much like people crave certain things, only difference is we have the option not to. She has no choice. This also excludes humans, unless they are a slender proxy. She can’t smell the difference from proxies and Slender Man.
  • Her story is the I Eat Pasta For Breakfast comic by Chibi Works. A link to the comic is here:
  • She carries around a teddy bear named Gums.